WHY OPRAH WINFREY DID NOT MAKE THE LIST

USA (SANEPR.com) September 5, 2008 -- WHY OPRAH IS NOT ON OUR LIST: WHO MADE THE CUT AND WHO DID NOT.
Gotham Dating Partners, the parent company of Wealthypeopledate.com, friendscanbelovers. com,lovenotlust.com, marrymefirst.com, and faithfullover.com has selected its potential candidates for its celebrity spokesperson campaign for 2009. “ This years list was more about who was not selected than it was who was”, says Darius John, marketing director for G.D.P. topping the list of people that were not chosen was, Oprah Winfrey, who has been living in a non- Marital situation for almost two decades with long time Beau Stedman Graham. Others who did not make the cut include:
• Barbara Walters, who admitted to an affair too little too late.
• Jennifer Lopez, who slept with Mark Anthony while she was married to another.
• John Edwards, who concealed and lied about his affair until he was busted.
• Abbie Cornish
• Woody Allen, who slept with his underage child.
• Kobe Bryant, who had a full course meal at home but opted for take-out.
• Prince Charles, for wanting his crown and eat it too.
• Camilla Parker Bowles, for destroying a monarchy.
• Charlie Sheen, for finding love in all the wrong places, namely Sunset Blvd.
• Tori Spelling, for breaking up a happy home
• William Jefferson Clinton, for allowing his DNA to be preserved on a payless dress.
• Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie, for breaking Jennifers heart; what goes around , comes around.
• David Beckham, for sleeping with the help, she’ll cost you more than cleaning supplies.
• Roger clemens, giving women other than his wife juiced up love.
• Kim Kardashian, for being tinseltowns number one whore.
• Diana Ross, for sleeping with married berry Gordy and having us believe tracy belonged to him.
• And last but not least, A-Rod,
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